Trayk
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Post by Trayk on Jan 8, 2006 0:09:11 GMT -5
pretty funny
Each year the Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and to supply a new definition. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit). Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an not a very nice person. (the censor strikes here.. a$$ho!e was replaced)
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Post by Sidhe on Jan 8, 2006 4:04:31 GMT -5
LOL What about returd: A person whose both backward and a turd at the same time or pompass same deal, the choices are endless pirck: a person who although a male member does have his good points
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Post by zzZhenon on Jan 8, 2006 12:59:03 GMT -5
damn funny! lmao
I especially liked sarchasm & Karmageddon
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Trayk
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Post by Trayk on Jan 11, 2006 2:11:18 GMT -5
pirck: a person who although a male member does have his good points Thats pretty good Sidhe. I think there are a number of pircks about, as well as a leavaning of ignoranus's
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