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Post by NumberOneMercury on Aug 13, 2007 16:32:46 GMT -5
Okay, I read comments every once in a while and I often read comments that make me laugh out loud. I remember reading a deyreepher comment to Metallian that was just "asshat." Anyone seen any lately?
I think Chucky's been a nexus of commenting activity in the last two days so I'll start (don't ask me why they are all in caps, but I think it makes it funnier):
"START ANYWHERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL PLAYERS NOT 1. GG"
"*AFTER MARR DIES WITH ONLY 1 ARCHER IN HIS ONLY CITY 40 TURNS INTO THE GAME, NOM/RONSTER CLAIM SUPERIORITY OVER RONSTER/CHUCKY. CONGRATS ON YOUR WIN"
"YOUR A NOOB IDIOT CHUCKY, NEVER PLAY ME AGAIN YOUR ADVICE AND TEAM PLAY SUCKS JUST LIKE YOU HERES SOME EASY POINTS FOR YA, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT"
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Post by ronster on Aug 23, 2007 12:20:51 GMT -5
lol how did I get involved in this spat....
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Post by zzZhenon on Aug 26, 2007 17:24:45 GMT -5
lol Chucky/PN is MUD's new Polydeukes he plays alot!!
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Post by chuckynorris on Aug 27, 2007 0:20:42 GMT -5
Well, those quotes were written by me under extreme mental anguish, although the actual content of my quotes is remarkably clear and true.
"YOUR A NOOB IDIOT CHUCKY, NEVER PLAY ME AGAIN YOUR ADVICE AND TEAM PLAY SUCKS JUST LIKE YOU HERES SOME EASY POINTS FOR YA, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT" btw this is a marr quote. He gave me a free report after he died 40 turns into the game with 1 archer in his only city. IMHO, if your win %is already below 36%, you cannot afford to be giving away any free reports whatsover. Thx for the advice though Marr, I will be sure to take it under advisement
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Post by marr on Aug 27, 2007 12:33:31 GMT -5
See, everthing about that game was about your advice chucky. Large map, 12 players, I have horse in my cap: CHUCKY: Make a stack of 6 chariots Marr and rush them. CHUCKY: Go Here Marr: CHUCKY: Build this Marr: CHUCKY: In 0 turns move here.
Never mind in a large map in takes 7 turns to get to the other cap, never mind the time it takes to recover from an early rush, plus, never mind that the army I did have was countered in the field defending what I could, no metal in your cap even tho I was told not to build a settler and to which I respectfully listened, makes it hard to defend.
See, chucky, your advice stinks mate.
As I said in caps man, I am not going to be that good team player for you to nooberize so you can mentally masturbate yourself after losing a "Itsthechuckyshow"
Gl with your future teamers
Sincerly,
your an asshat:)
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Post by longhorn on Aug 27, 2007 14:07:55 GMT -5
Marr-
Be greatful that pings are disabled. If they werent, each of those orders would have been followed by multiple pings!
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Post by chuckynorris on Aug 27, 2007 15:02:28 GMT -5
Well, you explained your reason for dying, apparently it was my fault. That accounts for 6 of your losses. Whose fault was it in all the other games you played that resulted in your 36% win? You cant blame me, I dont play every game with you.
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Post by marr on Aug 27, 2007 15:25:30 GMT -5
Is that the best you can do on a comeback Chucky? Your wit is as lacking as your gameplay. I bet you have to wear a helmet with a towel tucked under your shirt to collect the drool as you aimlessly rant.
Which you tend to do chucky. Aimlessly.
Listen, were not going to like each other, we both could really careless, keep trying to nooberize me doesn't matter because we both know what your trying to do sooooo like I said in caps, don't join my games, etc.
As a final note, please_noob, chucky, etc... I kept my nic since I started. Win loss is a badge of my civ experience and the ladder I have climbed to enjoy the games on the levels I can now.
But whats a nic that can't be made new...
And good point LH, people like chucky are the sad reason the ping was taken out in the first place:(
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Post by cryptococcus on Aug 27, 2007 15:43:10 GMT -5
Chucky, I will send you stickers for you helmet
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Post by DrShot on Aug 27, 2007 16:04:58 GMT -5
Is your name embroidered on the towel, that would be cool.
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Post by MMV on Aug 27, 2007 22:02:51 GMT -5
I am not going to be that good team player congrats - you've attained your civ goal.
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Post by marr on Aug 27, 2007 22:54:41 GMT -5
Context MMV, its all about context. Of all the people MMV I thought at the very least you might have something clever, alas... I heard better from a potatoe head once, when I was little and I had an imagination.
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Post by chuckynorris on Aug 28, 2007 0:18:08 GMT -5
Is that the best you can do on a comeback Chucky? Your wit is as lacking as your gameplay. I bet you have to wear a helmet with a towel tucked under your shirt to collect the drool as you aimlessly rant.
Which you tend to do chucky. Aimlessly.
Listen, were not going to like each other, we both could really careless, keep trying to nooberize me doesn't matter because we both know what your trying to do sooooo like I said in caps, don't join my games, etc.
As a final note, please_noob, chucky, etc... I kept my nic since I started. Win loss is a badge of my civ experience and the ladder I have climbed to enjoy the games on the levels I can now.
But whats a nic that can't be made new...
And good point LH, people like chucky are the sad reason the ping was taken out in the first place:(
Well, first of all, iduno how you know that I wear a helmet while I play. Its always safety first with me.
BTW saying your win% is 36% isn't a comeback of any kind, but a reflection of your play, which is terrible. Before I carry on, how old areyou? am i talking to a 12 year old?
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Post by chuckynorris on Aug 28, 2007 0:23:38 GMT -5
btw, you seem to have much more time to write these comments than I do because you have so much down time after dying in games, must be nice...
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Post by DrShot on Aug 28, 2007 0:27:03 GMT -5
alas... I heard better from a potatoe head once, when I was little and I had an imagination. Oh, I thought it was on the weekend when you took the three hits of Blue Micro-dots, them potato's can get really talkative then.... Hey, did Dan Quayle proofread your post for you, Marr?
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Post by DrShot on Aug 28, 2007 0:29:32 GMT -5
Well, first of all, iduno how you know that I wear a helmet while I play. Its always safety first with me. Darn! Safety is it? Well I thought it was other things...
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Post by Bantams on Aug 28, 2007 2:48:48 GMT -5
you need a bigger Helmet this ones as was used in the Beta Testing
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Post by Lestat on Aug 28, 2007 5:18:31 GMT -5
Context MMV, its all about context. Of all the people MMV I thought at the very least you might have something clever, alas... I heard better from a potatoe head once, when I was little and I had an imagination. me to from onion head
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Post by tamijo on Aug 28, 2007 11:45:33 GMT -5
I TOLD Y BANTY:
Fuzkin dont show my picture on the net.
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Post by zzZhenon on Aug 28, 2007 15:01:01 GMT -5
can i have a helmet too?
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