Post by mrgametheory on Jul 21, 2007 4:14:38 GMT -5
Hello friends, it is time for another exciting chapter in your favorite TV Show, "MGT Making it Rain on BTS"
In tonights episode I will go into detail on how to exploit BTS strategic loopholes in such a way that it makes certain aspects of this game worthless, most tec paths pointless, and most changes out retarted..
So a friend of mine flew in from Australia and brought me a copy of civ 4 BTS . After playing it for 25 minutes have just few things to say.
1) Cut off your enemies oil supply and bring in those cruise missiles from the sea and watch as you easily take 2 cities without losing a single unit ::::DDDD
2) Are you a Newb? Do you Suffer from playing too much OCC because your not good enough to play normal games? have no need to fear National Park is here and it has come to completely ruin OCCs by taking all your unhealthiness from population away. Build the national park in a city with 10 forests and improve each forest to special forests and you will magically have 10 specialists in city building insane great people points, plus the chances of forests spreading greatly increase so you can get 15+ free great people. Moral of the story, who ever starts with lots of forests in city has huge advantage over everyone else. ROFLROFLROFLROFL
3) Later Stage Siege weapons have huge bonus vs other siege weapons when attacking so make sure your locked and loaded to kill your enemy when hes dumb enough to enter your land.
4) Lets not even go into how badly Portugal will own in all epics with Water....
5) Anyone notice woodman 3 little stronger than it should be? Hello MR Jaguar
6) Cristo Redentor is the Micro Managers Dream. Use your imagination. Buy nuts with slavery and universal suffrage, work land with serfdom, and end each turn with any gorgeous combo of choice
7) NO AUDIBLE PING?? This a joke???
8) Half the normal Ladder games are unplayable on random due to how unbalanced some resourceless starting units are.
9) India is more so than ever the "Only" choice past Industrial age, for 1 golden star, can anyone tell me what specific 2 changes were added to completely make all other leader choices when it comes to later era MP obsolete?
10) With an IQ over 100 and 1-3 money resources to start you insta win with spys in your enemies base 25 turns before they even have a chance to get writing. For a golden star what specific thing can quick writing with spy combo do to ruin 1v1 games on 95% of 1 big land maps?? ::::DDDD
11)
Ill give you more detailed loopholes as time progresses, but consider this your soup and salad in a 5 course meal
In tonights episode I will go into detail on how to exploit BTS strategic loopholes in such a way that it makes certain aspects of this game worthless, most tec paths pointless, and most changes out retarted..
So a friend of mine flew in from Australia and brought me a copy of civ 4 BTS . After playing it for 25 minutes have just few things to say.
1) Cut off your enemies oil supply and bring in those cruise missiles from the sea and watch as you easily take 2 cities without losing a single unit ::::DDDD
2) Are you a Newb? Do you Suffer from playing too much OCC because your not good enough to play normal games? have no need to fear National Park is here and it has come to completely ruin OCCs by taking all your unhealthiness from population away. Build the national park in a city with 10 forests and improve each forest to special forests and you will magically have 10 specialists in city building insane great people points, plus the chances of forests spreading greatly increase so you can get 15+ free great people. Moral of the story, who ever starts with lots of forests in city has huge advantage over everyone else. ROFLROFLROFLROFL
3) Later Stage Siege weapons have huge bonus vs other siege weapons when attacking so make sure your locked and loaded to kill your enemy when hes dumb enough to enter your land.
4) Lets not even go into how badly Portugal will own in all epics with Water....
5) Anyone notice woodman 3 little stronger than it should be? Hello MR Jaguar
6) Cristo Redentor is the Micro Managers Dream. Use your imagination. Buy nuts with slavery and universal suffrage, work land with serfdom, and end each turn with any gorgeous combo of choice
7) NO AUDIBLE PING?? This a joke???
8) Half the normal Ladder games are unplayable on random due to how unbalanced some resourceless starting units are.
9) India is more so than ever the "Only" choice past Industrial age, for 1 golden star, can anyone tell me what specific 2 changes were added to completely make all other leader choices when it comes to later era MP obsolete?
10) With an IQ over 100 and 1-3 money resources to start you insta win with spys in your enemies base 25 turns before they even have a chance to get writing. For a golden star what specific thing can quick writing with spy combo do to ruin 1v1 games on 95% of 1 big land maps?? ::::DDDD
11)
Ill give you more detailed loopholes as time progresses, but consider this your soup and salad in a 5 course meal