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Post by DrShot on Aug 15, 2007 3:15:44 GMT -5
Some will like this , others will hate it's existance... others may just be confused.
This was sent to me in an email today:
Subject: The Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal
Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The conservative, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20, kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5. Now, do you understand the difference?
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Post by thegreatsatan on Aug 15, 2007 13:49:47 GMT -5
i woulda thought Hilary woulda gave the homeless guy some clean needles, condoms, then say Fred Thompson stole all he had by holdin him down and he should be very angry.
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Post by thegreatsatan on Aug 20, 2007 11:59:13 GMT -5
The difference between Liberals and Conservatives
Government
A true Conservative believes that the government that governs best governs least. Small local governments serve the locals best.
A true liberal believe that one huge government should run everything. Private business seeking profit is evil.
Highways
A true Conservative believes that more roads with more lanes lowers the amount of traffic. Less traffic makes for smoother commutes and increased property value.
A true liberal believes that cars are bad and are destroying the earth. Instead of expanding roads, liberals paint little diamonds on one of the lanes. Then they make an exemption so they can drive there expensive hi breads and zoom past the dirty working class. Then the remaining road taxes are free to be given to there elitist buddy's in Hollywood to make "The Truth" commercials about how bad smoking is.
Recreation
A true Conservative likes to camp, fish, and play sports. They like to ride bikes in the park on bike trails. Conservatives play to win.
A true liberal is beyond barbaric activity's like camping, fishing, and sports. Liberals are more into enlightened activity's like getting high and partying. Liberals like to ride there bikes on the main highways, putting there life and the lives of those around at risk, solely for there own physical enjoyment. GET OFF THE GOD DAM MAIN ROADS!!!
Sex Ed
A true Conservative believes that sex ed should be limited in scope. The majority of sex ed should happen at home.
A true liberal wants to teach sex ed in kindergarten. They want to expose small children to the gay lifestyle. And Incas they have sex with your kid and get her pregnant, They wanna get her an abortion with out you knowing.
True Libs VS common Libs
True liberals are people that think they are smarter and more enlightened then the average shmoe. They think they know everything better then you. Thus they feel they are obligated to impose there beliefs on the unwashed masses threw government. Liberals can't defend there possessions with valid arguments, they just call you stupid. You're just to dumb to understand there enlightened possession, and if your voice gets to loud, they will stalinize you.
Common Liberals are mostly idea logs. They are not all bad people that would rape your kids, they just support the people that would. The majority of Americans no matter what political party they claim to be live there lives like Conservatives. The common liberal may totally disagree with what you say, but they will fight for your right to say it. (honor among thieves maybe)
Am I wrong? Is there a liberal out there that will take me on, on any of my points? I'll help get you started. I know how lazy you people are.
Liberal Responce... Satan, your such a slow (LOL libs made it so the forum changes r-e-t-a-r-d to slow. Now thats PC sencitivity). Your mom musta dropped you. Your nothin but a racist nazi. You are so wrong when you say...blah blah blah.
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Post by DrShot on Aug 20, 2007 15:02:53 GMT -5
One point I ponder... The Truth people, they do pursue the companies like 'big tobacco' Libs would not fight against where there is a profit, no? Their comercials are funny I think. P.S. You forgot , in your list, 'your fat and ugly'. gg
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Post by thegreatsatan on Aug 21, 2007 14:22:10 GMT -5
I'm not surprised no liberal has jumped up to defend there positions. Come on libs, tell my why you think its so important that a minor should be able to have a major medical operation without parental notification? They need a permission slip to to see a PG-13 movie, but not to have an abortion.
Tell me why the hell you gotta ride your dam 10 speeds on curvy dangerous mountain highways? Its so dam dangerous, not just for you, but the people around you. And don't tell me you're commuting cause I see you're trucks with the bike racks parked along the side of the road. There are parks and bike trails everywhere.
I just had a sudden stroke of genus. If we gotta pay to make special lanes and signs for bikes on the highways, shouldn't you have to register it and or have off road tags? And to operate a bike on public roads, shouldn't you need a bike license?
I'm gunna be a liberal for a paragraph now. I really hate bikes. Almost as much as guns or smoking. I'll propose a new sin tax on bikes for all the havoc, danger, and cost they cause. With the new found revenue I'll be able to kick down to my Hollywood buddys and make commercials "The Truth... about bikes" The commercials showin bikes all the time will help keep interest and sales up. Hell, I might make some extra. I wonder if Danny Glover is available?
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