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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 1, 2007 16:38:48 GMT -5
This thread is for each civilization to get creative and advertise their civilization ... newsclips, stories of great battles and accomplishments. When reporting battles in PBEM or Pitboss games it is good form to list losses on both sides.
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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 1, 2007 16:43:50 GMT -5
A great nation has been founded by descendants of Charlemagne.
The first stone of Paris was raised from the slop of surrounding marshes.
Now the women of Paris bend over to copulate and receive the bounty of great Frankish men, and labour to bear witness to the fruit of their loins !
Warriors after their celebrations and partaking in the pleasures run about the country side wondering ... are we alone or are there unknown civilizations awaiting our discovery ?
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Post by whiplash on Jan 1, 2007 21:27:25 GMT -5
So, the French even screw like dogs? ;D
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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 1, 2007 21:43:53 GMT -5
Bow ... WOW !
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Post by whiplash on Jan 2, 2007 0:30:24 GMT -5
En el año 4000BC la gente española bajo dirección de rey Whiplash ha descubierto una tierra nueva. (cómo en el infierno él sabría era 4000BC?) Con mucha madera de construcción próxima los ciudadanos pronto comenzarán a despejar la tierra para construir workboats para cosechar los cangrejos que son crianza costa afuera como los perros franceses que incluso no saben la manera apropiada de hacerla.
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Post by whiplash on Jan 2, 2007 10:09:11 GMT -5
This one is for Steve:
Q: Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style?
A: So they can both watch the hockey game!
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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 2, 2007 17:48:35 GMT -5
Nah ... it's because you don't have to look at each other in the face. ;D
But ... we're getting off topic.
Everyone please post your actual game turns here if you're feeling creative.
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Post by Random on Jan 3, 2007 16:10:03 GMT -5
When noble Mohamed looked upon the sight of the land that the great spirit chose for him he gasped in horror. Immediately he being of sound mind and of genuine care for his soon to be followers, he requested a mulligan. In the many epics he had participated in the past 1 mulligan each was the norm... But that is off track. Any way he was refused pretty much immediately by all. At that time he was struck by a light, any and all troops born on this hellish (if hell could be this cold) place would be used only for war, against all opposers and god himself. The first of said warriors has traveled through much tundra and mountains with no pleasant environment in sight. He slowly but surly running out of wood for a fire and meat for his dinner. His replacement is 10 turns from being created and with luck he will find salvation...
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Post by Random on Jan 7, 2007 19:41:50 GMT -5
First target spotted... After the long, long track through the snow and ice and mountains, I am ready to attack the first of the oppressors whom did not want to give me a fair start... In most accounts I hope I lose as winning will prolong a harsh death.
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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 7, 2007 23:10:53 GMT -5
We're pretty bitter about this aren't we ?
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Post by Random on Jan 8, 2007 11:00:07 GMT -5
1 grassland, the rest tundra, 2 with forest, surrounded by mountains. I admit I could make my cap an acceptable city but wer are not playing 1 city... Between me and who I attack in 2 turns has only been tundra, and mountains, few trees... What would you do? Pangaea in not a good map.
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Post by whiplash on Jan 8, 2007 12:07:19 GMT -5
1 grassland, the rest tundra, 2 with forest, surrounded by mountains. I admit I could make my cap an acceptable city but wer are not playing 1 city... Between me and who I attack in 2 turns has only been tundra, and mountains, few trees... What would you do? Pangaea in not a good map. Maybe you would be better off with an ally. I'd hate to see somebody eliminated this early.
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Post by whiplash on Jan 8, 2007 12:18:20 GMT -5
After many years of wandering through far-off lands the first born warrior of the Spanish people has discovered a tribal village.
The natives welcome him and share their fermented fruits and sauted meats. All they ask in return is the Spanish seed to be offered to the village virgins. The son of Spain happily obliges. After his gift is spread to all of the village virgins he leaves to continue his exploration. The villagers assist in his quest by providing a brave scout.
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Post by Test Of Time on Jan 24, 2007 2:25:19 GMT -5
He left out some details. It's not that bad and is a good area for this civs traits. If he would have did less complaining, work could have been done settling a future city to transfer his capital to.
Who ever was attacked by the former leader of this humble civ, I apologize on behalf of my peeps and vow to restore your faith in our ability to be good neighbors. ;D
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