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Post by WarningU2 on Nov 10, 2006 22:07:55 GMT -5
The Viking Times
In the year of lord 1810 AD the glorious armies of the Vikings have attacked the evil Thais who have taunted us for centuries. Our warlords were crying for some action. Leave the sitting on the fence they screamed ...and then they cut off the defense ministers head and pulled his pants up over the stump.
The Viking ramble cry ... Bring down the UN ! Burn it to the ground. WAR ! Thats what we're good for.
(battle report) Thailand: cannon, rifleman and grenadiers killed on the uranium mine south of Phucket. Phucket suffers 51 % reduction in defences from destroyer bombardment.
Vikings - no losses advance on Phucket and plunder town on the border
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Post by WarningU2 on Nov 11, 2006 12:01:49 GMT -5
Battle Report
Phuket Falls !
Vikings set fire to it as they will all territory to burn the snench of the Thai's from the earth.
Pillaging all over the map
Losses Colonel Treize: Destroyer in harbour. Grenadier Rifleman Cavalry
WarningU2: two infrantry
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Post by coloneltreize on Nov 12, 2006 0:37:59 GMT -5
1812:
Thailand is being overrun. All these wars seem senseless...and hopelessly lost. Inca declared war on us a few years ago. Now, allies that we had defensive pacts with have now made peace with the enemy. Inca razed two of our precious cities to the ground. Just when we thought things couldn't get worse, The Viking People also declared war on us without warning or provocation. In fact, the latest Viking city called Nuketon was settled far north of our agreed border treaty without complaint from our Interior Minister. Phuket has also been razed to the ground with no survivors by the Vikings.
Being slaughtered by the two most powerful nations without any assistance from our 'allies', the great Kingdom of Thailand may be forced to become a Vassal State...to survive.
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Post by WarningU2 on Nov 12, 2006 13:08:27 GMT -5
Viking Times
Today our glorious armies continue the onslaught against the Thai dogs that defile this earth with their presence !
The Battle of Chiang Mai begins in the north with a battle off the coast where our people become martyrs for the cause and enjoy the privilege of a 1000 virgins for each warrior lost.
In the end after a pitched battle with the second destroyer of our navy ... we are victorious. We hold the heads of the Thai scum under the water and watch their tongues distend and turn blue.
NO PRISONERS ! NO PRISONERS ! are screamed through streets of Warnington as our citizens revel in the news from the front.
Muhah !
Battle Report Thailand - 1 destroyer, plantations, towns, villages pillaged Vikings - 1 destroyer lost
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Post by whiplash on Nov 12, 2006 19:16:58 GMT -5
Zululand has regained control of 2 of the 3 cities lost to Indian treachery. The Indian nation is feeling the heat in the East.
This comes after the Zulu king, whiplash, climbed the mighty mountain of Flazoom to consult with the great witchdoctor. After asking for great words of wisdom, whiplash hears the sacred words "tell India what goes around, comes around".
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Post by WarningU2 on Nov 19, 2006 9:18:48 GMT -5
Colonel's on vacation to Dec 14
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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 1, 2007 16:35:38 GMT -5
Just to update and close this thread. Stinca apparently won a diplomatic victory (damn UN). He deserved it but I feel as if I am robbed and had a premature ejaculation from the game, and didn't get my jollies finishing off Colonel Treize. Oh well it was a fun game while it lasted. I'll have to enjoy my Chianti without the liver.
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Post by whiplash on Jan 1, 2007 21:28:38 GMT -5
OK, but you were not Hannibal. ;D
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