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Post by WarningU2 on May 31, 2007 22:27:58 GMT -5
This thread is for players in the 2nd WarningU2 Pitboss Game that launched May 31 2007 at 23:00 EDT (-5 UTC/GMT)
Players please use as the story board thread. Be creative and stay in character. Newspaper like bulletins discussing events, wars, battles can add an element of fun to a game that will develops in slow motion.
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Post by tamijo on Jun 1, 2007 4:36:55 GMT -5
The great Shemale-monkeywarrior Elisabeth is scouting the land looking for a nice cave to set up a home. As he/she has had a dream off beeing pregnant.
The jungle drums are playing all over the known world. The rythm can be translated to something like this : Dont kill Lizzy, she is a lone-mother with 12 kids
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Post by whiplash on Jun 1, 2007 11:28:14 GMT -5
Ticci Viracocha sent forth his four sons and four daughters from Pacaritambo to establish a village. Along the way, Sinchi Roca was born to Manco and Ocllo, and Sinchi Roca led them to the valley of Cusco where they founded their new village. There Manco became their leader and became known as Manco Capac.
Manco Capac fathered four sons, the third being named Huayna. Huayna was a rebellious child who later became quite fond of the fermented grape juice and the coca plant. Manco was quite displeased with his son as he was always romping around the village while stoned. One night in 4000BC Huayna in a stupor broke into the village temple and raped all of the temple virgins.
The next day Manco threw Huayna in his war canoe and paddled out toward the horizon. Manco was determined that Huayna would no longer have the opportunity to bring disgrace upon his house. After four days and three nights of paddling Manco sighted a jungle shoreline. Manco dumped his son on the shoreline and set his canoe on a course for home. “You’re on your own kid; you are hereby expelled from the Inca nation; I shall forever renounce the name of Huayna”.
The young man wandered for a while and came upon a pond of fresh water. He set up camp on the shore of pond under a stand of trees. He thought to himself: “I shall make a new start; I shall found my home here and build an empire on these lands”.
Thus was the beginning of FLAZOOM.
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Post by MMV on Jun 1, 2007 16:17:30 GMT -5
And on the first day, the Lord of Cognito found himself and his family washed up on shore of what may prove to be a rich and fertile land.
Liking what he saw, he declared the lands their new home and named the land Cognito
Lord Cognito then climbed a rock to see the surrounding lands better.
His young son cried, "LOOK DAD, NATIVE TRIBESMEN!" and ran quickly towards them.
Cognito's wife yelled at her young son to BE CAREFUL - YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE VILLAGERS HAVE BEEN!
Lord Cognito just grinned at his wife and told her that boys will be boys and that when in Cognito, just do as the Cognitians do.
"LUNCH" he cried to his wife, find us some pig!
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Post by tamijo on Jun 5, 2007 2:43:07 GMT -5
The old man, tired from the days off scouting came to a steep hill with a forrest on the top, "I must make it up there, i will get a wonderfull view off the lands around here", he thought. Took him most day to get there and he fell asleep on the hill.
Strangely when he woke up, he was at the foot of the hill again. Magic he thought, but my tired bones need to go there again.
So again he went.
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Post by Magzi on Jun 7, 2007 6:08:29 GMT -5
After a few days wandering our warrior has come to the conclusion this world only consists of trees! At least there's plenty of cover and heating the wisemen muse!
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Post by tamijo on Jun 27, 2007 7:45:45 GMT -5
This bottle rolled up on the coast of the land of the Old king Tami, " Hi dad, if y ever get this message, ill say im happy to have found a new land, where to settle. Besides the fact that there is absolutetly no resourses off any interest on this continent, and that its 90% jungle or desserts, everything is fine D: NB.: Old mighty Warning You, came to me in a dream, he forbid me to tell anything about other "lands" in this arear, so cant tell y anything about my travaling to this place Yours Elisabeth.
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Post by tamijo on Jul 25, 2007 8:05:34 GMT -5
;D Nothing much have happened, but this just for our tread not to sink too low.
Have got contact with a strange civilization, calling it self Mighty Dwaarf, but they roam in the jungle far from the towns off the tamijo's, and seem to be a kind and welldressed species. So the tamijo's are happy and content.
In a few off the cottages close to the Ocean, y can hear rumours in the Beach Bars about frightning warriors sailing in great boats, killing farmers and holy men on distant shores. But that is probably just rumours
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Post by tamijo on Aug 1, 2007 12:20:19 GMT -5
Two tribes form a relationship: The Mighty king Dwaarf, And The Queen of the Tamijo's have decided to open there borders, and make their cultures form the greatest civilation in the known world.
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Post by tamijo on Aug 23, 2007 4:11:37 GMT -5
Nice that y all help keep this think going ;D
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