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Post by WarningU2 on Jan 5, 2007 22:17:23 GMT -5
The Shrubbery Quest
For 150 years the Knights from Ni have searched and today they have found another land amongst an ocean of ice and tundra. Strange barbarians live on this land. Their crys of Nicht Nicht Nicht can be heard over the water. Soon we will find out if they have a shrubbery.
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Post by whiplash on Jan 6, 2007 10:17:49 GMT -5
The Shrubbery Quest For 150 years the Knights from Ni have searched and today they have found another land amongst an ocean of ice and tundra. Strange barbarians live on this land. Their crys of Nicht Nicht Nicht can be heard over the water. Soon we will find out if they have a shrubbery. Icky, Icky, Icky ...
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Post by Necrominousss on Apr 16, 2007 1:48:41 GMT -5
All hail the the mighty Quechua warrior!!! He single handedly defended the great Inca capital. All other gave up hope after many had fallen and the crossbowman set up attack formation. But he stood firm while a plethora of high-speed arrow zinged by. While the slow buffoons were reloading he rushed forward and delivered devastating blows spreading foreigner brain matter this way and that. The crossbowmen did not even have time to beg for their life to be spared. He shall now become my general and from this day forward be known as...... [glow=red,2,300][/glow]
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Post by emperor on Apr 17, 2007 4:16:44 GMT -5
While the Serbians had suffered a setback in their campaign to liberate the Incan people from the iron ruling and mass conscription of their overlord Necrominious, they were not overly concerned. Although the first battle of Necropolis had been cursed with bad luck so as to be unsuccessful, in the meantime there had been great successes elsewhere, and the rest of the Incan strongholds were falling like dominoes. The fortress of Necropolis might hold strong for many years to come, but eventually the day would come when it too would fall, and its people would be freed from the tyrannical grasp of the overlord they feared. Slowly but surely, the Incan people would be able to move out of the dark ages and begin to experience the benefits of the modern technology offered by the Serb Empire. Gradually as well, they would learn to look less favourably upon their stern Buddhist traditions and come to see the benefits offered by the other religions of the world, including the holy Islamic faith. Yes, the future was indeed a bright place to look forward to for the Incan people.
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Post by WarningU2 on May 13, 2007 13:55:15 GMT -5
WAR !
While our knights were on a shrubbery quest our distant cousins from the land of Placquefloss or something like that ... came and ransacked London and have squatted in our hovels. Initially we thought ok you can have our women ... but then a cry range out from the buggery twins ... not our sheep ! The rest of the knights agreed and are calling for revenge. You can't stop a rusting knight from his whooly mate.
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Post by whiplash on May 13, 2007 22:01:00 GMT -5
Ewe said it!
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Post by emperor on Jun 11, 2007 22:34:25 GMT -5
The walls of Necropolis shook this turn as the second Serbian attempt to take the city began. While the Incan people had been distracted by taking the bait of recapturing one of their minor cities, a colossal amphibious force initiated a hugely successful assault on the city of Necropolis, killing vast quantities of Longbowmen and leaving almost as many extremely heavily wounded. The city's days in Incan hands were now certainly numbered...
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